Group Sex Tips for Squirters

I have a love/hate relationship with squirting. I definitely LOVE the way it feels, but boy do I hate the mess. The first time I ever squirted was during a MFF threesome, right after the woman had squirted. Laying in her wet spot, I felt free to let loose and not worry about the mess. But at a group sex party, I don’t always feel so free to let loose.

Most parties have limited space for actual sex to happen… usually a bed or two, maybe a blow up mattress added into the mix. After all, the parties are usually at people’s houses. No one wants to be cleaning up spooge or soaking up vaginal juices from their couches or other common living spaces. Knowing that I’m probably ngoing to leave a massive wet spot, often leaves me feeling less enthused about letting loose, which is just a bummer all around. Over time, I’ve discovered some tips to help me feel more comfortable with my squirting abilities at a group sex party.

Bring a pad

Yes, I’m talking about a pee pad. No, squirting is not urine, but if you’re a gusher or have been with a gusher then you know that a massive amount of fluid can release. Liberator makes a throw called the Fascinator that comes in large and small, and it has gotten very good reviews. I’ve yet to try either but they look lovely. I used to bring a larger waterproof mattress pad (and do for long weekend trips like, Plush), but I’ve started bringing a smaller waterproof baby changing pad. It does the job quite well. The smaller one fits in my large purse that I bring to parties with me.

If not a pad, then a towel

If a waterproof pad is not available for you, then bring a towel. Seasoned party throwers will usually have towels on hand for those of us that squirt. As a squirter, then I’m sure you already know that you need to fold the towel a few times and to remove it as soon as you can so the liquid doesn’t get the chance to soak in. Although, I’ve yet to have a towel catch everything.

Check for a mattress pad

If you don’t have a pad or a towel, check to see if the bed has a waterproof mattress pad on it. Try to position yourself near the foot of the bed. Chances are others are going to want to use the bed after you. On more than one occasion, I’ve had to be a contortionist to keep from laying in someone else’s wet spot. Even if I know you, or you know me, no one really wants to lay in the wet spot. And no one wants to have their head wet after a fun interlude and wonder if it’s sweat or someone else’s vagina juice.

Opt for the inflatable mattress

Honestly, at parties I have come to prefer the inflatable mattress. It’s usually not as busy, and I don’t worry about how much of a mess I’m going to make. I still use my pad, but I have forgotten it  couple of times. Rather than holding back, I’ve been able to thoroughly enjoy myself on an inflatable mattress on more than one occasion.

The kitchen floor is easy to clean

I’m lucky to have several friends that know how to make me squirt very easily using their hands. On more than one occasion, I’ve just had them “help” me out in the kitchen. Besides it being a fun show for others, it’s actually fun to see the incredible mess made all over the floor when all is done. After a few moments to catch my breath, a quick mop or towels, and the mess is gone.

Bring a gift

Going to a party when you don’t know everyone can be a bit daunting as a squirter. It’s even more nerve wracking if you don’t know the host/hostess. As a joke, I bought one of my friends that throws group parties for us frequently a waterproof mattress cover. She loved it! Since then, I’ve bought them as gifts for other hosts that I didn’t know. It’s always a great gift. Everyone gets a laugh, and at the end of the night if you do make a mess, you don’t feel so guilty.